Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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