he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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