Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Operation Purity has been aborted
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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