your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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