i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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