In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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