Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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