Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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