You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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