it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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