So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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