why didn't you poke me back
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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