Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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