this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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