you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
