Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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