how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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