those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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