Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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