): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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