quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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