the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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