Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
