she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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