Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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