And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
