I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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