Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
