i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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