office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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