Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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