This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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