It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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