now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i love accidental penises.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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