You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well I just put wine in my tea
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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