Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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