I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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