There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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