How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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