oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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