Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's blow job season.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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