Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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