You can't motorboat a personality
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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