im drinking this country out of the recession.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The feeling are messing with the penis
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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