just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Girls should come with a carfax report
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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