I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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