Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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