Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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