I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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