Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Randomize
